21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 直译:一根火柴能点着整片森林,一盒火柴也生不起个营火,这咋回事! 意译:想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕,看今朝叔竟然去看男科
23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。/所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期,它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 孩子定义:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。